Rose looked up at Barb from her deathbed and said, "Barb, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor for you." Shortly after that, Rose passed on.
At midnight a few nights later, Barb was awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to her, "Barb, Barb."
"Who is it?" asked Barb, sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"
"Barb, it's me, Rose."
"You're not Rose. Rose just died."
"I'm telling you, it's me, Rose," insisted the voice.
"Rose! Where are you?"
"In Heaven," replied Rose. "I have some really good news and a little bad news."
"Tell me the good news first," said Barb.
"The good news," Rose said, "is that there's Softball in Heaven. Better yet all of our old buddies who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always springtime, and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play softball all we want, and we never get tired."
"That's fantastic," said Barb. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's
the bad news?"
"You're pitching Tuesday."
Can someone please explain to me why this is bad news?
ROTFALMFAO.
But really - if you think about it, that is not "bad news." I would love to know that I would be going to heaven - but not so soon. I have too much unfinished business down here that I need to complete first..
its nice to hear a GOOD joke that isnt dirty theese days
good on u
i liked it
i like it!
i was more expectin her sayin that she wasnt going to heaven but i loved that ending!
good one
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