Good news/ Bad news (JOKE)?

  • Two 90-year-old women, Rose and Barb, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Rose was dying, Barb visited her every day. One day Barb said, "Rose, we both loved playing women's softball all our lives, and we played all through High School. Please do me one favor: when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's women's soft-ball there."

    Rose looked up at Barb from her deathbed and said, "Barb, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor for you." Shortly after that, Rose passed on.

    At midnight a few nights later, Barb was awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to her, "Barb, Barb."

    "Who is it?" asked Barb, sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"

    "Barb, it's me, Rose."

    "You're not Rose. Rose just died."

    "I'm telling you, it's me, Rose," insisted the voice.

    "Rose! Where are you?"

    "In Heaven," replied Rose. "I have some really good news and a little bad news."

    "Tell me the good news first," said Barb.

    "The good news," Rose said, "is that there's Softball in Heaven. Better yet all of our old buddies who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always springtime, and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play softball all we want, and we never get tired."

    "That's fantastic," said Barb. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's
    the bad news?"

    "You're pitching Tuesday."


  • I don't see what is "Bad News" about being over ninety on earth, dying and going to HEAVEN to be young again, and playing the game you love so much with your friends...
    Can someone please explain to me why this is bad news?


  • Haha i get it, barbs gonna die on tuesday


  • hahahhah that was funny


  • Bit too yankified to appeal to me.


  • Yes - that was a real hoot - I loved it - especially with the short sudden clipped one line ending.

    ROTFALMFAO.

    But really - if you think about it, that is not "bad news." I would love to know that I would be going to heaven - but not so soon. I have too much unfinished business down here that I need to complete first..


  • Yes old one but thanks for the reminder and the smile..


  • hAHAHAHAHA that was really good...


    its nice to hear a GOOD joke that isnt dirty theese days

    good on u


  • thats fuckin funny


  • very cute
    i liked it


  • hahahahaha
    i like it!


  • LOL! Shooo cute!!! But if I were Barb, I might look at that more as good news. :P


  • thats kinda funny


  • lol. amusing.


  • haha so funny!
    i was more expectin her sayin that she wasnt going to heaven but i loved that ending!
    good one


  • hahaha, very amusing. Great story, a little bit dark for my taste, but very satisfying


  • is this a joke or a novel







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