How long can I keep a gravy smothered pork chop in my back pocket and still be accepted in polite society?

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  • Well, Hardees puts them on biscuits now, so anything is possible.


  • When you've had it there long enough that it develops sentience and starts trying to escape from the pocket, you know you've gone too far.


  • Well, not very long. Because there will be several things making you un-polite in society:
    Such As-
    1. The Smell of the Gravy covered Pork chop.
    2. You will have a dirty pocket.
    3. And some people will think your wierd.

    But... GOOD ON YOU!


  • 2 hours at room temperature.


  • 12 days, 15 you share


  • eh, well i think at least 9 days, the most

    but if you add a biscuit in there, i'll give three weeks!


  • what i want to know is why are you asking this question???? like is it possible that you have them in you back pocket now


  • Probably about 1 minute... it would stain your back pocket to a brown colour and people may think you have had an "accident." Not something that will get you alot of friends in "polite society".


  • a century


  • about three days, then everyone will wonder why dogs follow you everywhere.


  • Wow,
    well I gues I would say maybe four days top's. (3 probably)
    I mean any more and you'l be an attention target within 3 feet.
    Sweat question by the way ! ! Peace Out


  • your back pocket...weeks! no one would think any less of you!!

    in your front pocket tho, thats a whole different story lol


  • um... i'd say forever considering it will be the new trend, you trend setter you!!!!


  • HAHAHAHA.

    I ACTUALLY "LOLed"
    :)


    Oh, a few months at least...


  • 17 days...tops


  • Usually, ten days. However, if you know someone that has access to absinthe, 20 days. After that, you are on your own.


  • i've been doing it for years now, and ive been a-ok


  • Three days... just a hunch. I'm relying on Ben Franklins adage concerning guests and fish cuz I can't seem to find a reference in Miss Manners books. I


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  • Are you wearing jeans or slacks?







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